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September 7th, 2006
11:21 pm

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There he is
Greetings friends

so this is the push I needed to post again!

I've been tagged by flic - [info][info]chocolat_fondue
Three things that scare me:
1. Being trapped upside down in my sleeping bag.
2. Dislocating a shoulder again.
3. Big Brother

Three people who make me laugh:
1. My Mum (not intentionally)
2. Noel
3. Matt D

Three things I hate:
1. Generic quizzes with open ended answers
2. People who distribute them
3. Just kidding

Three things I don't understand:
1. Why it really isn't butter
2. Why water that has been hot previously will freeze faster than water that was sitting at a constant, cooler temperature.
3. Strings theory

Three things I am doing right now:
1. Planning my world trip for me & 9 other mates
2. Cursing the largest backpackers in St Lucia for being booked out, and having a maximum capacity of 8
3. Trying to think of what else I'm doing

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Punch George Bush in the face and get away with it
2. Own a ridiculous penis extension supercar
3. Shoot a Liger

Three things I can do:
1. Simultaneously piss people off and make them laugh
2. Argue to exhaustion
3. Throw things around the domestic realm and never break things

Three ways to describe my personality:
1. Erratic
2. Grounded
3. Happy

Three things I can't do:
1. Concentrate for more than 5 minutes on any one task
2. Eat an entire watermelon in a single sitting
3. Lie (muahaha)

Three things I think you should listen to:
1. Me, I am fairly close to being a deity
2. Daniel Debuf, because he only downloads british comedies.
3. Harry Potter - get the audio tapes

Three things you should never listen to:
1. Any cd with hilton in the title
2. Any of my mates advice on relationships
3. Me ranting about snakes on a plane

Three things I'd like to learn:
1. How to fly magically
2. How to ninja people to death with my mind
3. How to design Jets and Rockets

Three favorite foods:
1. Fast Eddies cop the lot burger
2. Waffles
3. Icky Sticky Licky Toffee pudding with Icky Sticky Licky Toffee sauce.

Three beverages I drink regularly:
1. water
2. apple juice
3. beer

Three shows I watched as a kid:
1. seriously deprived
2. of television
3. until I was about 12

Three people I tag:
1. Tyne[info]tintastellar
2. greg [info]wogan6sic6 make a post you bastard
3. jess [info]jemima_jane

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July 9th, 2006
06:05 pm

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Tillyvusion in the lind of the long white cloud
Greetings all from New Zealand

Watched the All Blacks beat the Wallabies at Jade Stadium in Christchurch last night. It's weird being a minority at a sporting match, but the few Aussies were outrageously loud! Went out on the town with a few mates after as well.

Christchurch, for a city of 330 thousand people, has an absolutely awesome nightlife. I was blown away by the size of the pubs and clubs, and Impressed by the friendliness. Had a huge night, and drinks really weren't that expensive either.


The view from our apartment in Christchurch



Telling the old man who's boss

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Current Location: Queenstown, NZ

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June 20th, 2006
08:30 pm

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I don't know if you guys have seen this before, but it made me laugh.
So relevant.



Housekeeping Monthly

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June 15th, 2006
05:44 pm

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public String standardisedExamProcrastinationPost(gender, numberOfExamsLeft)
{
    if (gender == female){
        discuss chocolate;
        claim random% * 10 kg of chocolate related product eaten today;
        mention recent social weekend with the girls;
    }

    else if (gender == male){
        hint at amount of hard work done;
        complain about lecturer;
        insert random unrelated personal anecdote;
    }

    switch(numberOfExamsLeft)
    case 1;
        suggest cautious elation;
        break;

    case 2;
        mention home straight;
        if(!goingOnHolidays){
           complain that everyone's going away;
           see if anyone wants to go to the movies;
        }
        else{
             mention upcoming holday;
             inadvertently make subtle claims of personal superiority to play on non holidayers' disappointment;
        }
        break;

    case 3;
        mutter that you probably shouldn't be posting this right now;
        talk about this witty idea you had for a t-shirt design;
        break;

    case 4;
        curse exam timetables;
        suggest presence of stress;
        mention that your bedroom has never been so tidy;
        break;
   
    case 5;
        babble incoherently;
        break;
      
    case <5;
        ponder whether a law degree or science degree is really worth the number of exams;
        sweat;
        break;
   
    default;
        Yay! i've finished all my exams. I feel such a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders;
        Although I'm a bit worried how exam RANDOM went, but I'm pretty sure I passed, Oh well, It's over now;
        Mention party at random person's house;
        Subtly poke fun at those with exams still to go;
        break;
}



Current Location: a computer
Current Mood: NERDY!
Current Music: Socially acceptable yet mildly offbeat band

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June 6th, 2006
10:13 pm

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Ok, so I was just outsmarted by a robot!
NOOOOO

Oh the mighty Python!

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May 28th, 2006
02:13 am

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Super Duper Panoramas!

Just took some cool photos of my room!





be a voyeur and zoom in!

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May 26th, 2006
02:11 am

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Oh what do you do when you're bored in the labs?

play with photo booth.. that's what.

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May 22nd, 2006
11:51 pm

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Stop staring at this, you'll hurt your brain

More pain?.

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May 15th, 2006
05:22 pm

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Completely Exhausted
Who would have thought that such a normal day for me would be so tiring! Started off popping into hospital so they could finally get this tube out of my shoulder that's been stuck there since Saturday. Then I worked 9-2 and did the usual stroll down broadway to uni for my afternoon lectures. By the end of my 4.45 lecture I had passed out in plain sight of my lecturer. A sling lets gou get away with a lot more I guess.

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May 12th, 2006
02:18 pm

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They painted my whole left side pink! Something about killing bacteria but I didn't see any in the first place.

I've got a cool gadget that is pumping anaesthetic into my arm now that I'm home. 4 weeks of sling and the novelty has pretty much worn off already. I think this next month will be a very good test of my patience. Last night they had me hooked up to a heart rate monitor. That's all good but because my resting heart rate is 35-40 bpm the darn thing kept on waking me (and alerting the nurses) to tell me i was dead!

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